Artist's Rendering

Metro Chicken Fight Aftermath, Orange Line -> Vienna, 5:50 PM, 9/24/09.

Exhibit A: Splattered chicken plate
Exhibit B: Second splattered chicken plate
Exhibit C: Mass chicken debris
Exhibit D: Apple pie, slightly smashed


WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!

Animal House

One of my friends who knows my love for sharks and all sharky things recently sent me a link to a Shark Paring Knife. I had planned for this post to be all about sharks merchandise (don’t worry, that will come later), but in hunting around on Target.com I discovered a ton of appliances by Boston Warehouse, specifically their Animal House line. These have to be the coolest kitchen gadgets I have ever seen. Some of my favorites:

Whale Ice Cream Spade

Punk-u-Pine Scrubber

And, of course, I am now the proud owner of the Shark Bottle Opener (no longer available online).

Many Will Enter, One Will Win

You decide: Panda Dog vs Hot Dog Dog.

vs.

(Thanks http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=39774&in_page_id=34 and some google image searching).